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Jun 9, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Mar 24, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Flex
@ Waterbury
Mar 24, 6:45 pm
Bucks v. Essex
@ Essex
Mar 24, 4:45 pm
Wings v. Chiefs
@ Gutterson
Mar 24, 3:15 pm
Brewe v. Hogs
@ Gutterson
Mar 17, 7:45 pm
Bucks v. Flex
@ Waterbury
Mar 17, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Brewe
@ Essex
Mar 17, 4:10 pm
Chiefs v. Hogs
@ Cairns
Mar 16, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Wings
@ Stowe
Mar 10, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Mar 10, 7:30 pm
Bucks v. Stowe
@ Stowe
Mar 10, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Chiefs
@ Essex
Mar 10, 5:00 pm
Brewe v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Mar 3, 7:45 pm
Bucks v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Mar 3, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Mar 3, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Wings
@ Essex
Mar 3, 12:30 pm
Chiefs v. Flex
@ Leddy
Feb 24, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Brewe
@ Waterbury
Feb 24, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Stowe
@ Essex
Feb 24, 6:15 pm
Hogs v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Feb 24, 4:30 pm
Chiefs v. Bucks
@ Gutterson
Feb 17, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Chiefs
@ Waterbury
Feb 17, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Hogs
@ Essex
Feb 17, 6:15 pm
Wings v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Feb 17, 4:30 pm
Bucks v. Brewe
@ Gutterson
Feb 10, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Feb 10, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Flex
@ Essex
Feb 10, 6:15 pm
Wings v. Bucks
@ Gutterson
Feb 10, 4:30 pm
Chiefs v. Brewe
@ Gutterson
Jan 27, 9:40 pm
Hogs v. Brewe
@ Leddy
Jan 27, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Chiefs
@ Waterbury
Jan 27, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Flex
@ Stowe
Jan 27, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Bucks
@ Essex
Jan 21, 8:15 pm
Bucks v. Hogs
@ Gutterson
Jan 20, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Essex
@ Waterbury
Jan 20, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Jan 20, 6:45 pm
Chiefs v. Flex
@ Essex
Jan 13, 7:45 pm
Bucks v. Stowe
@ Waterbury
Jan 13, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Chiefs
@ Essex
Jan 13, 5:15 pm
Flex v. Brewe
@ Gutterson
Jan 13, 3:30 pm
Wings v. Hogs
@ Gutterson
Jan 7, 8:15 pm
Bucks v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Jan 6, 7:45 pm
Chiefs v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Jan 6, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Wings
@ Stowe
Jan 6, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Brewe
@ Essex
Dec 16, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Waterbury
Dec 16, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Wings
@ Essex
Dec 16, 5:15 pm
Bucks v. Chiefs
@ Gutterson
Dec 16, 3:30 pm
Hogs v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Dec 9, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Flex
@ Waterbury
Dec 9
Chiefs
3
Stowe
6
Dec 9
Hogs
11
Essex
3
Dec 9
Brewers
3
Buckshots
3
Dec 2
Hogs
3
Stowe
2
Dec 2
Flex
9
Essex
6
Dec 2
Buckshots
7
Wings
4
Dec 2
Brewers
6
Chiefs
7
Nov 18
Chiefs
3
Wings
6
Nov 18
Flex
7
Stowe
10
Nov 18
Buckshots
3
Essex
3
Nov 18
Hogs
9
Brewers
2
Nov 11
Hogs
4
Buckshots
4
Nov 11
Brewers
2
Wings
5
Nov 11
Flex
3
Chiefs
13
Nov 10
Essex
1
Stowe
2
Nov 4
Buckshots
7
Stowe
6
Nov 4
Chiefs
7
Essex
4
Nov 4
Wings
7
Hogs
8
Nov 4
Flex
7
Brewers
6
Oct 28
Stowe
5
Wings
3
Oct 28
Brewers
5
Essex
12
Oct 28
Flex
6
Buckshots
6
Oct 28
Hogs
4
Chiefs
4
Oct 21
Brewers
4
Wings
7
Oct 21
Essex
2
Stowe
6
Oct 21
Buckshots
4
Chiefs
2
Oct 21
Flex
7
Hogs
6
Oct 14
Flex
6
Wings
9
Oct 14
Stowe
8
Chiefs
5
Oct 14
Hogs
4
Essex
2
Oct 14
Brewers
7
Buckshots
9
Oct 7
Buckshots
5
Wings
5
Oct 7
Hogs
1
Stowe
9
Oct 7
Flex
6
Essex
4
Oct 7
Brewers
3
Chiefs
6
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Standings
teamGPwinslossestiespoints
Stowe 9 7 2 0 14
Buckshots 9 4 0 5 13
Hogs 9 5 2 2 12
Flex 8 4 3 1 9
Wings 8 4 3 1 9
Chiefs 9 4 4 1 9
Essex 9 1 7 1 3
Brewers 9 0 8 1 1

Upcoming Games
Visitor HomeDate TimeRink
Flex Hogs Sun, 12/16 3:30 pm Gutterson
Chiefs Buckshots Sun, 12/16 5:15 pm Gutterson
Wings Essex Sun, 12/16 6:45 pm Essex
Brewers Stowe Sun, 12/16 7:45 pm Waterbury
Brewers Essex Sun, 1/6 6:45 pm Essex
Wings Stowe Sun, 1/6 7:30 pm Stowe
Hogs Chiefs Sun, 1/6 7:45 pm Waterbury
Flex Buckshots Mon, 1/7 8:15 pm Gutterson

Scoring Leaders - Top 10
PlayerTeamPtsGA
Graham Mink Stowe 23 16 7
Jason Bourgea Flex 19 12 7
Robert Torney Flex 15 8 7
John Flint Stowe 15 7 8
Willi Rose Stowe 14 8 6
Pat Deforge Buckshots 14 7 7
Jarrod Stuart Buckshots 13 6 7
Oliver Myer Wings 12 8 4
Josh Bell Wings 11 8 3
Erik Poitras Wings 11 5 6
 

Penalty Leaders - Top 10
PlayerTeamPIM
Geoff Holdredge Brewers 16
Josh Bell Wings 14
Brett Loomis Stowe 14
Patrick Theriault Essex 14
Mike Wrobel Flex 14
Alec Smail Essex 10
Jake Ledyard Buckshots 9
Craig Reyell Chiefs 8
Tauty Shalna Buckshots 8
Chris Bouchard Flex 6
 

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News

So tell me, Chris, was it an empty-netter?

Very good question and not the first time I have had to answer it.

In fact, there was, what I can only describe as a massive chunk of transparent ice lodged into the far blue line.  I can only assume that this "berg"  must have come from the Zamboni.  Please note that I am not insinuating any foul play or mal-intent by UVM, the opposing team, The Chiefs, or the referees (though the scorekeeper could be considered a person of interest; but we will leave that up to the proper authorities).

Once I had regained purchase of my skates I realized that I was disoriented and found myself skating deep into a very strange place that I was later told is called the "offensive zone".  At this point the fight or flight part of my brain took over and my keen survival instincts kicked in, telling my body the best thing to do was hunker down, blend in and wait for a whistle while standing in front of the opposing goalie. Once I had my fat ass safely out of the way, I happily watched my team cycle the puck around me with the skill and grace of what I can only describe as rivaling the best Olympic synchronized swimming team. I was standing there minding my own business leaning on my stick for balance and rest when something really scary happened. 

All of a sudden a really young, experienced hockey player was standing at the blueline in the exact spot where I usually hide. This player had the puck and he proceeded to shoot this dense disk (that was not even fluttering mind you) directly at me!!!

Luck would have it that the puck missed my person but came close enough to careen off the blade of my stick (ruining a perfectly unblemished tape job that I had carefully wrapped in 2016). The collision of the puck and my stick caused the puck to change direction and shoot up to the top shelf, where, I am told, "mama keeps the peanut butter".

At this point our hero (me) suddenly lost the very important 3rd leg of his hockey tripod and proceeded to fall on top of what I can only describe as a very shocked and humiliated, one time college and Junior, goalie. The game was stopped as I was mobbed by both benches and the ref proceeded to offer me the game puck. 

I then remembered what the one-time great football coach Jimmy Johnson told his top scorers when they made it into the end zone: "ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE".  So I lowered my flag, declined the puck and headed straight to the locker room to cry by myself and call my wife, mom, therapist, high school coach and girlfriend.  

Editor's note: The Chiefs went on to tie the Hogs, 4-4. Also, the top shelf is normally reserved for cookies, not peanut butter, but given the author's heightened level of excitement from having scored for the first time in four or five seasons, we'll let that go.

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