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Jun 12, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Jun 9, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Mar 25, 6:15 pm
Chiefs v. Flex
@ Essex
Mar 24, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Flex
@ Waterbury
Mar 24, 6:45 pm
Bucks v. Essex
@ Essex
Mar 24, 4:45 pm
Wings v. Chiefs
@ Gutterson
Mar 24, 3:15 pm
Brewe v. Hogs
@ Gutterson
Mar 17, 7:45 pm
Bucks v. Flex
@ Waterbury
Mar 17, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Brewe
@ Essex
Mar 17, 4:10 pm
Chiefs v. Hogs
@ Cairns
Mar 16, 6:00 pm
Stowe v. Wings
@ Stowe
Mar 10, 7:30 pm
Bucks v. Stowe
@ Stowe
Mar 10, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Chiefs
@ Essex
Mar 10, 6:15 pm
Wings v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Mar 10, 5:00 pm
Brewe v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Mar 3, 7:45 pm
Bucks v. Hogs
@ Waterbury
Mar 3, 7:30 pm
Stowe v. Brewe
@ Stowe
Mar 3, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Wings
@ Essex
Mar 3, 12:30 pm
Chiefs v. Flex
@ Leddy
Feb 24, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Brewe
@ Waterbury
Feb 24, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Stowe
@ Essex
Feb 24, 6:15 pm
Hogs v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Feb 24, 4:30 pm
Chiefs v. Bucks
@ Gutterson
Feb 23, 12:00 pm
Wings v. Essex
@ Waterbury
Feb 17, 7:45 pm
Stowe v. Chiefs
@ Waterbury
Feb 17, 6:45 pm
Essex v. Hogs
@ Essex
Feb 17, 6:15 pm
Wings v. Flex
@ Gutterson
Jan 27, 7:45 pm
Wings v. Chiefs
@ Waterbury
Feb 17
Brewers
2
Buckshots
12
Feb 10
Hogs
4
Stowe
3
Feb 10
Flex
7
Essex
5
Feb 10
Buckshots
7
Wings
6
Feb 10
Brewers
9
Chiefs
10
Jan 27
Brewers
3
Hogs
6
Jan 27
Flex
5
Stowe
11
Jan 27
Buckshots
4
Essex
3
Jan 21
Hogs
0
Buckshots
7
Jan 13
Stowe
11
Buckshots
5
Jan 13
Chiefs
7
Essex
10
Jan 13
Brewers
5
Flex
7
Jan 13
Hogs
4
Wings
4
Jan 7
Flex
11
Buckshots
1
Jan 6
Hogs
6
Chiefs
4
Jan 6
Wings
1
Stowe
6
Jan 6
Brewers
6
Essex
6
Dec 16
Brewers
2
Stowe
14
Dec 16
Wings
4
Essex
4
Dec 16
Chiefs
2
Buckshots
5
Dec 16
Flex
6
Hogs
7
Dec 9
Flex
7
Wings
4
Dec 9
Chiefs
3
Stowe
6
Dec 9
Hogs
11
Essex
3
Dec 9
Brewers
3
Buckshots
3
Dec 2
Hogs
3
Stowe
2
Dec 2
Flex
9
Essex
6
Dec 2
Buckshots
7
Wings
4
Dec 2
Brewers
6
Chiefs
7
Nov 18
Chiefs
3
Wings
6
Nov 18
Flex
7
Stowe
10
Nov 18
Buckshots
3
Essex
3
Nov 18
Hogs
9
Brewers
2
Nov 11
Hogs
4
Buckshots
4
Nov 11
Brewers
2
Wings
5
Nov 11
Flex
3
Chiefs
13
Nov 10
Essex
1
Stowe
2
Nov 4
Buckshots
7
Stowe
6
Nov 4
Chiefs
7
Essex
4
Nov 4
Wings
7
Hogs
8
Nov 4
Flex
7
Brewers
6
Oct 28
Stowe
5
Wings
3
Oct 28
Brewers
5
Essex
12
Oct 28
Flex
6
Buckshots
6
Oct 28
Hogs
4
Chiefs
4
Oct 21
Brewers
4
Wings
7
Oct 21
Essex
2
Stowe
6
Oct 21
Buckshots
4
Chiefs
2
Oct 21
Flex
7
Hogs
6
Oct 14
Stowe
8
Chiefs
5
Oct 14
Flex
6
Wings
9
Oct 14
Hogs
4
Essex
2
Oct 14
Brewers
7
Buckshots
9
Oct 7
Buckshots
5
Wings
5
Oct 7
Hogs
1
Stowe
9
Oct 7
Flex
6
Essex
4
Oct 7
Brewers
3
Chiefs
6
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Standings
teamGPwinslossestiespoints
Buckshots 16 9 2 5 23
Stowe 14 11 3 0 22
Hogs 15 9 3 3 21
Flex 14 8 5 1 17
Chiefs 13 5 7 1 11
Wings 13 4 6 3 11
Essex 14 2 9 3 7
Brewers 15 0 13 2 2

Upcoming Games
Visitor HomeDate TimeRink
Essex Wings Sat, 2/23 12:00 pm Waterbury
Buckshots Chiefs Sun, 2/24 4:30 pm Gutterson
Flex Hogs Sun, 2/24 6:15 pm Gutterson
Stowe Essex Sun, 2/24 6:45 pm Essex
Brewers Wings Sun, 2/24 7:45 pm Waterbury
Flex Chiefs Sun, 3/3 12:30 pm Leddy
Wings Essex Sun, 3/3 6:45 pm Essex
Brewers Stowe Sun, 3/3 7:30 pm Stowe

Scoring Leaders - Top 10
PlayerTeamPtsGA
Graham Mink Stowe 49 27 22
Jason Bourgea Flex 35 24 11
John Flint Stowe 34 16 18
Jarrod Stuart Buckshots 25 13 12
Pat Deforge Buckshots 22 10 12
Robert Torney Flex 21 12 9
Willi Rose Stowe 20 13 7
Tauty Shalna Buckshots 19 10 9
Oliver Myer Wings 18 12 6
Alex Bartlett Essex 18 11 7
 

Penalty Leaders - Top 10
PlayerTeamPIM
Brett Loomis Stowe 24
Dan king Hogs 19
Geoff Holdredge Brewers 18
Patrick Theriault Essex 16
Mike Wrobel Flex 16
Jake Ledyard Buckshots 15
Josh Bell Wings 14
Joel Fleming Brewers 12
Alec Smail Essex 12
Chad Mangan Brewers 10
 

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News

So tell me, Chris, was it an empty-netter?

Very good question and not the first time I have had to answer it.

In fact, there was, what I can only describe as a massive chunk of transparent ice lodged into the far blue line.  I can only assume that this "berg"  must have come from the Zamboni.  Please note that I am not insinuating any foul play or mal-intent by UVM, the opposing team, The Chiefs, or the referees (though the scorekeeper could be considered a person of interest; but we will leave that up to the proper authorities).

Once I had regained purchase of my skates I realized that I was disoriented and found myself skating deep into a very strange place that I was later told is called the "offensive zone".  At this point the fight or flight part of my brain took over and my keen survival instincts kicked in, telling my body the best thing to do was hunker down, blend in and wait for a whistle while standing in front of the opposing goalie. Once I had my fat ass safely out of the way, I happily watched my team cycle the puck around me with the skill and grace of what I can only describe as rivaling the best Olympic synchronized swimming team. I was standing there minding my own business leaning on my stick for balance and rest when something really scary happened. 

All of a sudden a really young, experienced hockey player was standing at the blueline in the exact spot where I usually hide. This player had the puck and he proceeded to shoot this dense disk (that was not even fluttering mind you) directly at me!!!

Luck would have it that the puck missed my person but came close enough to careen off the blade of my stick (ruining a perfectly unblemished tape job that I had carefully wrapped in 2016). The collision of the puck and my stick caused the puck to change direction and shoot up to the top shelf, where, I am told, "mama keeps the peanut butter".

At this point our hero (me) suddenly lost the very important 3rd leg of his hockey tripod and proceeded to fall on top of what I can only describe as a very shocked and humiliated, one time college and Junior, goalie. The game was stopped as I was mobbed by both benches and the ref proceeded to offer me the game puck. 

I then remembered what the one-time great football coach Jimmy Johnson told his top scorers when they made it into the end zone: "ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE".  So I lowered my flag, declined the puck and headed straight to the locker room to cry by myself and call my wife, mom, therapist, high school coach and girlfriend.  

Editor's note: The Chiefs went on to tie the Hogs, 4-4. Also, the top shelf is normally reserved for cookies, not peanut butter, but given the author's heightened level of excitement from having scored for the first time in four or five seasons, we'll let that go.

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